Hunter Biden announced today that he would soon be marketing his own private customized line of crack pipes. He claims his pipes will be available through most major retailers and will be more durable and more affordable then anything currently available. Citing his years of experience, Hunter knows that once you try one, you’ll never be able to put it down. 

This will be a great new endeavor for the family as well. Hunter is convinced this may make up for the “10% for the big guy” income that he ultimately had to forfeit to Joe.