Letica James Evicts all Conservatives from New York

In a surprising and hilarious turn of events, Attorney General Letitia James has decided to evict all conservatives from the state of New York. The move comes after a heated argument with a group of Republicans over which pizza place to order from during a lunch meeting.

James reportedly became fed up with the conservative viewpoint, exclaiming, “I can’t take it anymore! We can’t even agree on the best slice in the city, how are we supposed to govern together?”

The evicted conservatives are now being forced to relocate to neighboring states such as New Jersey and Pennsylvania, which apparently have a higher tolerance for political diversity.

The move has sparked controversy, with some accusing James of violating the First Amendment by suppressing free speech. However, James has defended her decision by stating that she is simply making the state a more “progressive and inclusive” place.

Only time will tell if this bold move will lead to a utopian liberal paradise in New York or simply a more divided and chaotic political landscape.